bananas were in short supply (1989-1991), but was sometimes available.
One day my mother decided to force the banana love:
(M) - Or how many bananas you need for full happiness? (in
hoping to hear "ten, fifteen, fifty, one hundred".)
(A) (with a straight face, without pause, without reflection) - Two drawers and two
banana.
(M) (in light of the misunderstanding) - And two more banana why?
(A) (as quickly like a long thought out) - AND UNTIL the BOXES OPEN!