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Not fed on time

It happened when moving from Alushta to Simferopol by Shuttle bus. Sat in the very bus the girl and her mother, and she begged mom ice cream, it looked like this:
- Give ice cream! Let ice cream! Let ice cream! Let ice cream!...
In the end, mom did not stand up and says "if you don't shut up then I'll never buy".
Girl and says:
"Then I'm telling dad that you have another uncle pussy sucked!"
The whole bus was in shock! The lady stops the transport and the bullet flies out, dragging the child. After another five minutes the bus stops a man with a boy. And the boy without hesitation gives the phrase:
- "Daddy buy ice cream!"
All laughing on the floor got! The driver even stopped and two minutes later (at least a little bit when he came to himself) says:
- "Hey man, buy him ice cream, and it will be worse!"
But the man still did not understand why everyone laughed, because no one in the bus to the Simferopol clearly could not say anything, when you try to say anything all burst into a new wave of laughter.