It was winter, I have once again started the car, and I had to get the tram. The tram came from, there were a few passengers ( it was afternoon). Next stop, the tram consists of the maw and ,in all probability, her grandson ( years 5-6).
Granny evil, it was obvious to everyone present because she made the granddaughter just "the collar", and then kicks the granddaughter sat on the seat and perched beside him on a free.
It was noticed, but did not let on. Meanwhile, grandson, smiling broadly all the while touching his huge arm, some stupid big hat, loud so asked Granny:
- Tell me, grandma, and I really like the astronaut?
What grandma does not speak, but simply shouting wildly:
- You bastard, not an astronaut!!!
Sitting near an elderly woman dramatically intervenes in the conversation and reproachfully said to the grandmother that it is impossible that a grandson is good, dreams of becoming an astronaut, and You call him "scum" that such words should be ashamed, etc. etc.
What grandma nervously jumped up from his seat and addressing the audience nearly crying very pitifully and said:
-How is he not a bastard, look at him ( pulls a huge banner with my granddaughter, and there...on the head..) because he is the last of my crystal vase again pulled over his head. Now going to the hospital to pull the vase itself can't!
Laughter in the tram... grandson shines...